Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

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Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Tower Jokes More Tower Jokes

Why can't americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

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Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

How many Frenchman does it take to defend France?

I don't know. They've never tried.

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

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Why are Americans bad at MOBAs?

Because they cant defend towers.

Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

Dota Jokes More Dota Jokes

Why are americans bad at DotA ?

Because they cant defend their towers.

Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns