Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.
Nobody knows.
IHOP
I'm not Willie Nelson."
Because nobody wants to hold an erection.
Do you even, bro?
2 . One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".
Can I have fries with that please?
A lardvark!
Homeless.
Antelopes.
2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash
100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."
Their kids would be too lazy to steal.
you cantaloupe. i just thought of this. probably not the first person to, but i certainly didn't steal it.
I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.
A. Hump me dump me!!
You hit rock bottom!
I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.
We don't know, they've never tried it.