Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

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What do you call a person who enjoy mondays?

Unemployed

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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What are some easy pranks I can set up in his cubicle?

I don't want to go TOO over the top, and I definitely don't want to actually damage anything. But he has a pretty good sense of humor.

What do you call a deaf chick in bed?

Anything you want

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What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

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Why did the black person cross the road?

To fry the chicken.

What did the art major say to the law major?

Would you like fries with that "

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How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

How Do You Break Up With Your Girlfriend?

www.AshleyMadison.com

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Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

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What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?

Rabbit Hood.

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What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

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How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.