Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.
It varies from person to person.
If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.
Be the change you want to see in the world.
Pepperoni and cheese.
2.Knock Knock 1.She didn't have any arms!! 2. Who's there NOT SARA!!
The Tchernobyl cowboy.
A: "Would you like fries with that "
A: When it's french fried.
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
Old Bae
1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.
1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise
Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....
Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl
Because they can spend years at sea.
The clam before the storm!
You hit rock bottom!
A TACK
They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.
