Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.
A neck-romancer
Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.
Unioncorns.
A: They want to measure their intelligence.
If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop
Juan on Juan.
He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!
Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
You Cantaloupe.
Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend
11, Because it has another 1.
1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism
You jacket.
For stealing the booty
The Elfabet!
Because he never learned.
You hit rock bottom!
Because they don't know how to defend their towers.