Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.
A laplander !
What Am I Wearing Today
Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.
Not that there's anything wrong with that....
Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd
They use 2-in-1 shampoo
Why* would you like fries with that
Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*
Look at her beaver.
I don't know...
That ash.
A family friend paying a visit.
The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.
The thief was spending less then his wife.
At LMN-tary school !
C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run
You hit rock bottom!
Marshall arts.
Because he said he was pro Bono.
