Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.
Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.
I'm lactose intolerant.
Neighbor" thanks bugz
Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.
Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2
A senior high school math problem.
An unidentified frying object.
A: "Would you like fries with that "
A gf gif gift grift
A $100 bill.
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
Just 1...blondes will screw anything.
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
He got a way with words.
They're stuck at C for years
Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!
You hit rock bottom!
It isn't known, never tried.
Nobody knows because they've never tried