What did 1 volcano say to another volcano?

That ash.

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How many times does 1 go into 0?

As Many Times As It Wants!

How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

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What does Sean Connery's nemesis and the crater of a volcano have in common?

They're both ash-holes.

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

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How do you stop volcanoes from erupting?

Give them earth control pills heh heh heh...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)