What did 1 volcano say to another volcano?

That ash.

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

What is long and hard on a Newfie?

Grade 1.

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What did Ash tell his Pokemon?

Pokemon Go!

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

What does Sean Connery's nemesis and the crater of a volcano have in common?

They're both ash-holes.