When does 1+1=3?

When you don't use a condom.

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Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

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What is worse than finding 100 dead babies in a trash bin?

Finding 1 dead Baby in 100 trash bins.

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2?

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What happens when you put a condom inside another condom?

Conception

What's the thin line between love and hate?

A condom.