When does 1+1=3?

When you don't use a condom.

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How do you spell "laughing out loud" by using binary?

1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1

How many Global Warming nutjobs does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.

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What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

What did 1 lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog?

They're right we do taste like chicken!

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Why do they make condoms with ribs?

So you can get traction in the mud.

What does a gun, a fire extinguisher, and a condom have in common?

Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it