When does 1+1=3?

When you don't use a condom.

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Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

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How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

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Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.