When does 1+1=3?

When you don't use a condom.

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How can you tell if someone is ticklish?

You use test tickles

What website do emo kids use for business networking?

LinkedIn Park

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Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

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Why don't gypsies use condoms ?

They have crystal balls so they see it coming.

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.