Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

When do Arabs return their library books?

the day they're Dubai.

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

Toothpick Jokes More Toothpick Jokes

Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.

What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.