What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

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Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits?

Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.

Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

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What type of computer sings well?

Adell.

What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark?

A dogfish!

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Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

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What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

Cantelope Jokes More Cantelope Jokes

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

A cantelope.