What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

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Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

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How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary :)

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Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

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What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A: A cramberry.

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.

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What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

cantelope

Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!