What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

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A small medium at large.

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Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !

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James

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You can run but you can't tide!

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You can't see them when it is night.

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One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

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What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

A cantelope.