What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

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Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

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Ransom notes.

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They ran out of juice!

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The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

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What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?

A chairy.

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

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Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!

What do you call a negative antelope?

A Cantelope.