Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

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What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish?

Use your test tickles

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

Where do banana slaves go to work?

Plantaintions.

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How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?

I don't know, check the post above me.

What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!

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What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard?

A pillow fight

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in it's eye?

Chicken caesar salad.

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit?

Durian durian! im sorry

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

What part of a fish weighs the most ?

It's scales !