Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

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What dance moves do physicists do?

the torque

Why do Physicists make terrible parents?

They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.

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What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.

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How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit?

Durian durian! im sorry