What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

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What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

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Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?

He overslept.

Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

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What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.