What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What do reddit fans and Apple fans have in common?

They both like seeing the same thing a year later.

What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar?

Ouch!"

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Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

cos' sin tans

Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell