What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

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What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

a duck

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What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

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What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.