Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!

What do you call a dog that can find something that's not there?

A Labracadabrador

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

When's the best time to go skydiving?

Fall.

What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!