Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

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Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

What do you call the doctor for dogs?

Dogtor

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Who the hell is this 'Foreclosure' guy?

And what is he running for

Who the hell is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

How do you scare a snowman?

You get a hairdryer!

What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil