Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

Previous Random Joke Next

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you teach your dog to roll over ?

Put him on fire.

What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell was that?

What the hell was that What the hell was that " (Winning Scriptwriter Submission for Ghost Hunters)

How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog