Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

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How do you teach your dog to roll over ?

Put him on fire.

What do you call a dog that likes Mexican food?

A Qdoberman!!!!!!!!!!

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Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

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Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

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When's the best time to go skydiving?

Fall.

What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil