What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

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What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

A: They got married in the spring.

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How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

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What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

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Why did the old lady fall into the well?

She didn't see that well

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.