What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

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What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

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Hows your incontinence?

Depends."

How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

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What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

How do you scare away a Vestiphobic?

Say "Shoo".

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Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.