What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

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What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

What happens to all Vertibird pilots?

They Fallout

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How many Crusaders does it take to change a light bulb?

It depends on Deus Voltage

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

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Why does the German dad scare all the other kids?

Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

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Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.