What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome?

Names

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

A: Half a centipede.

What did your mom's leg say to her other leg?

Nothing they've never met.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians?

One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs

What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What is a Hindu?

It lays eggs

What is the difference between chicken and blondes ?

The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)

Why can't Jim's make sandwiches?

Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

How much does it cost to clean up Germany?

About 6 million.

Alarm Jokes More Alarm Jokes

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

What did the spud lover do before it went to bed?

A: It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo