One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
Russell.
Trustworthy.
Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?
They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists
A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.
A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.
None. It fell down the stairs.
Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any
To get to the other side.
Lost.
Cause Seven ate Windows 9
Cause they're at 90 degrees.
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
Because theyre pi rates.
Because the owner entered the correct code.
A spooky dookie.
It scares the hell out of the dog
