What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between 8 and negative four?

Tyrone

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ?

She kicked the bucket !

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

Why can't you take a shower with a pokemon?

Cause they'll Pikachu

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

What are your thoughts on new soup technology?

I say Progresso at any cost.

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

Alarm Jokes More Alarm Jokes

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.