What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

What do you call a black with no arms?

Trustworthy.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's Mary short for?

She's got no legs.

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

What's the difference between racism and asians?

Racism has many faces.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does 7-11 have in common with women?

Both of their eggs have sell-by dates.

Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

Why did the chicken have a seance?

To get to the other side

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

about a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Alarm Jokes More Alarm Jokes

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Why did the alarm go off at the mansion?

Because the owner entered the correct code.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

What happens when you go to the bathroom scared?

A spooky dookie.

Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?

He was a card shark!