What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

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What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.

What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius?

ISIS

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How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

How do Muslims cook their eggs?

Sunni side up.

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Why does Islam marginalize their women?

Because she ain't special, Shiite.

Why is Islam in Iran so bad?

Not exactly sure why, myself, it's just Shiite

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What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

How do you scare away a Vestiphobic?

Say "Shoo".