What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

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What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory?

Bombay.

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

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How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

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Why is Islam in Iran so bad?

Not exactly sure why, myself, it's just Shiite

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

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What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!