What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

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What's the difference between the UN and ISIS?

The pension package.

What is the best part of an ISIS joke?

The execution.

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Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

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What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

Why does Islam marginalize their women?

Because she ain't special, Shiite.

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What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo

What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.