What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

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Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

Sunni Jokes More Sunni Jokes

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

Shiite Jokes More Shiite Jokes

How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

Why does Islam marginalize their women?

Because she ain't special, Shiite.

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Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?

He was a card shark!

What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.