What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

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What satellite TV provider does ISIS use?

Daesh Network

How many ISIS mercenaries does it take to change a light bulb?

None stupid crusader, that's a job for the hostages!

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How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

How do Muslims cook their eggs?

Sunni side up.

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How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

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What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo