What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

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Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

What did one ISIS member say to another?

IED mubarak.."

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How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

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How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

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What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog