What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

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How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

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What does Eminem and a Tumblr SJW have in common?

See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out"

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

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How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him

What do all Yale and Harvard students have in common?

They got into Yale.

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What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!