What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

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How do you confuse a feminist?

Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.

Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!

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How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

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How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him

What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

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What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

The Ground