What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

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Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."

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What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

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What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

How do you know someone went to Harvard?

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