What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."

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Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

What do you call a policeman with a thing for MLP?

A clop cop.

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How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

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What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

What kind of computer is optimized for sad songs?

A Dell.

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Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

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What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.