What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs "

What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood?

The Blacks get car insurance.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison??

Chili CON Carne!

What kind of witch goes to the beach?

A: Sandwitch

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

How do you pickup chicks in Auschwitz ?

With a dustpan..

What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand?

Bury-toes. Hah hah