What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

What do all dogs get with their phones?

Collar ID

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

Why didn't British explorers dig latrines?

They had pith helmets.

Where is your wife ?

In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.