What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

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What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

What do you say when a dog runs away?

Dog-gone!

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak?

A T-Bone!!!!

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How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.