What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

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Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.

What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.