What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

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What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome?

A Dog.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

Where is your wife ?

In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.