How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

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What do you call a skeleton who just had anesthesia?

A numbskull

How do skeletons reproduce?

They don't.

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How do skeletons make a baby?

They bone

How do people with leukemia know they have cancer?

They can feel it in their bones.

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What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

How do birds kiss?

They give a peck to the cheek.

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Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate?

He couldn't take any more lip!