How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

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Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

Why do skeletons have so many kids?

Because all they can do is bone.

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What's an archaeologist's favorite verb?

Bone.

How do skeletons make a baby?

They bone

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How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

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Why do deaf women wear tight jeans?

So you can read their lips.

Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate?

He couldn't take any more lip!