Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you get when you burn a Hungarian ghost?

Ghoul-ash!

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow ?

Reality. I'll show myself out now...

What's the worst kind of tea?

Emptea!

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters?

Fire.

What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving