Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you get when you burn Baltimore?

Baltiless

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

How do vampires like their tea?

With a old tampon in it.

How does Bilbo take his tea?

Bag-in

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.

Where do hipsters get their water?

From a well, actually.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

How do you blow a movie quote?

You just put your lips together and whistle

Why don't chickens have lips?

Because then they'd have soft peckers