How do skeletons make a baby?

They bone

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Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

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How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

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Who's there ! Bones ! Bones who ?

Bones upon a time... !

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*