How do skeletons make a baby?

They bone

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What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

Why don't babies work?

Because they're all out of cervix

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What kind of skeleton are you?

An XO skeleton"

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

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What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

What does a skeleton use to carry his bones?

A CART-ilage