How do skeletons make a baby?

They bone

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Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

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Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

How attractive are skeletons?

They're drop dead gorgeous!

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How many bones are in the human hand?

A handful of them.

What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.