How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

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What do you call a fish that is good for your bones?

An orthopedic sturgeon. :D

What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

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What's the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss?

They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.

How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

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What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.