How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

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How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

Calcium Jokes More Calcium Jokes

How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)