How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

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How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

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Bones upon a time... !

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What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

How did the Frenchman get turned on?

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What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.