How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

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Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

Calcium Jokes More Calcium Jokes

How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)