How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice cream?

Sure, Bert!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why does the moon have no hair?

because it's waxing

What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?

High Moon!

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What does a skeleton use to carry his bones?

A CART-ilage

What do women and KFC have in common?

One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone

Marshmallow Jokes More Marshmallow Jokes

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.