How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

How do babies get out of bellies?

ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"

What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?

Because it's a little meteor.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

Marshmallow Jokes More Marshmallow Jokes

What is the difference between camping and being homeless?

Marshmallows

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!