How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

Which football team loves ice-cream?

Aston Vanilla!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What is worse than a dog howling at the moon?

Two dogs howling at the moon.

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

Marshmallow Jokes More Marshmallow Jokes

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.