How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?

I'm sweet on you!"

What does M.Night Shyamalan always order when he goes out for ice cream?

A large twist cone.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

Who's there ! Biro ! Biro who ?

Biro light of the moon !

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What does a skeleton use to carry his bones?

A CART-ilage

Why are women like KFC?

After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

Marshmallow Jokes More Marshmallow Jokes

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.