Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

What did the tree say to autumn?

Leaf me alone.

Marshmallow Jokes More Marshmallow Jokes

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

abDUCT tape