Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

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What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

What do you call a Polish chicken stuck in a tree?

Poll tree!

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How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

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Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

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What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

abDUCT tape

How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling