Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a tree that smokes weed?

Snoop Log

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

Marshmallow Jokes More Marshmallow Jokes

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

Why couldn't the cat speak?

A: The dog taped his mouth.