Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

Marshmallow Jokes More Marshmallow Jokes

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

abDUCT tape

Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..