Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why didn't the bike go to the car show?

Because he was two tired.

Why was the neighbor's cat afraid of me?

Because I ran over it with my car.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

Why does Kim Jong Un stick out at a black gospel church?

Because he doesn't have Seoul.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why do blind people always laugh at jokes?

Same as why they don't drive. They never see it comming.

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

What do witches ring for in a hotel?

B-room service.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!

What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common?

They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.