Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What car does Catwoman drive?

A Purrgeot.

What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean?

Amandeep trouble.

Why do black people wear lots of chains?

It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him ?

He's bee-witched !

How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.