Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)

What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.