Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

What are you waiting for?

A car.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

What do you call a stick that's good at algebra..?

AN ARITHMESTICK.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

What is the witches motto ?

We came we saw we conjured !

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!