What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

Why are Asians bad at golf?

They don't know how to drive.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?

A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "