Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

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What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

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What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.