A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.
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An argument.
Because he Kant drive Immanuel.
Well it depends on what you mean by change.
Socrates
A contemplate
At the Schopenhauer.
He made no sense. I tried, I really did.
Occam's razor
A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW
It depends on the definition of lightbulb.
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Define "light bulb".
Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
Cleanup on the detergent aisle"
Would you like ketchup with your chips
The Philosophers Stoned
Pay him for the pizza.
Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.
Because they philos all the time!
Because it needs bailing out.
Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.
With a crowbar.
Because she was seeing somebody on the side.
An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.
Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.
Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates
He was made out of Plato
A: Quatro sinko.
Quatro cinqo.
They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen
Because no matter the sport, he would always play write
A socra-tease Made this one up myself. I'll be here all week
Play-Doh
Cause they want the D.
Professor: Astronomical.