A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.
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An argument.
Because he Kant drive Immanuel.
Well it depends on what you mean by change.
Socrates
A contemplate
At the Schopenhauer.
He made no sense. I tried, I really did.
Occam's razor
A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW
It depends on the definition of lightbulb.
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Define "light bulb".
Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
Cleanup on the detergent aisle"
Would you like ketchup with your chips
The Philosophers Stoned
Pay him for the pizza.
Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.
Because they philos all the time!
Some mo Mexicans!
Thoreau some mo'
A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.
Thoreau Back Thursday
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."
When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.
Professor +
Professor + I'm sorry. lol.
Cuz he always uses a straw, man!
The Y.
By November, they will have both picked their poison.
I can smell your Kant.
Playdough.
Play-doh.
