A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.
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An argument.
Because he Kant drive Immanuel.
Well it depends on what you mean by change.
Socrates
A contemplate
At the Schopenhauer.
He made no sense. I tried, I really did.
Occam's razor
A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW
It depends on the definition of lightbulb.
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Define "light bulb".
Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
Cleanup on the detergent aisle"
Would you like ketchup with your chips
The Philosophers Stoned
Pay him for the pizza.
Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.
Because they philos all the time!
He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.
Swarm.
So that they can get closer to the sink.
You put it in water
He worked it out with a pencil.
When the ham is cured!
Tell him drinks are on the house.
Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.
Because she's probably a keeper.
Some mo Mexicans!
Thoreau some mo'
Matt
Claude
Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
A dog has a better understanding of no.
