A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.
A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.
Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.
Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.
Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.
You're so shelfish!
Judith
A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW
He made no sense. I tried, I really did.