What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

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What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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What do you call 100 drowning vegans?

A good start

What did the drowning number theorist yell?

LOG LOG LOG LOG

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What did the clam with a lisp say to his greedy friend?

You're so shelfish!

What do you call a traitor with a lisp?

Judith

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What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips