What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

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What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

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Because ladies go in first.

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Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

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Take your combat boot off his head.

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What do you call a traitor with a lisp?

Judith

What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

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What did the philosopher say to his coworker?

Cleanup on the detergent aisle"

What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.