How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

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Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.

What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

Sniff Jokes More Sniff Jokes

What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants?

When you sniff paint, you get high

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH