How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

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Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.

What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

Sniff Jokes More Sniff Jokes

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

How do you get 100 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why can't Ross & Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.