How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What's the most useful material?

Scratch. You can make anything from scratch.

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What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

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How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool"

What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?

A: Frosted Flakes.

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Why can't Ross & Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.