How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

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Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

Sniff Jokes More Sniff Jokes

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants?

When you sniff paint, you get high

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

What's Blue, Orange and Lying at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool?

What's blue, orange and lying at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with popped floaties.

What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why couldn't the hippie be saved from drowning?

He was too far out man.

What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.