How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

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Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

Sniff Jokes More Sniff Jokes

Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

What do they have in common ?

Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch !

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

Why can't Ross &amp Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.