Why couldn't the hippie be saved from drowning?

He was too far out man.

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How do you keep a black person from drowning?

You don't

What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

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What do you call a hippie astronaut?

A far out man

Why couldn't the hippie be saved from drowning?

He was too far out man.