Why couldn't the hippie be saved from drowning?

He was too far out man.

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Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

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Why couldn't the life guard save the drowning hippie?

Because he was too far out man.

What do you call a hippie astronaut?

A far out man