Why couldn't the hippie be saved from drowning?

He was too far out man.

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What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

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Why couldn't the life guard save the drowning hippie?

Because he was too far out man.

Why couldn't the hippie be saved from drowning?

He was too far out man.