How do you keep a black person from drowning?

You don't

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Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.

What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of 4.

What do you call a black person in space?

An astronaut.