How do you keep a black person from drowning?

You don't

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What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.

How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a native american?

Neapolitan.