What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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What do you want for dinner?

4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts

How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly

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What do Polar Bears and Black Men have in common?

They're real cute when they are young but at a certain age they start getting scary.

How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

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What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

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What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

a b-r-r-r-r-ito

What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

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How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

How many words can you type a minute?

ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean ME: Well, like for example, pickle

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What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for?

Nowledge."

What is the integral of to the x?

The function of u to the n

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What does a tornado and a black person have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood!

What do you call a black person with a PHD?

A Doctor you racist!

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How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)