What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What's a Chinese woman called with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).

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What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

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Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

Why don't the Germans care about the word, 'nichts'?

It means nothing to them.

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What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

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What's the one thing a black person will never steal?

Your job.

What does a tornado and a black person have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood!

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What's that again?

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'

What don't you ever wanna call a black person that begins with the letter n. And ends with the letter r?

Neighbor