How do you get a fire started?

You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...

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Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

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How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah?

ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

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What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

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What's the definition of a Wookiee?

Someone who doesn't have any expewience

What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.