How do you get a fire started?

You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...

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How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

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Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

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Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

How do all racist jokes start?

Looks over left shoulder* *Looks over right shoulder*

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Who's there ! Bossy ! Bossy who ?

Bossy just fired me !

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

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What's the definition of apathy?

I don't know, and I don't care.

What's the definition of divorce?

The screwing you get for the screwing you got!