How do you get a fire started?

You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...

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What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?

Is there a dog?

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

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How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !

How do you start an earthquake in East Africa?

Shake Djibouti.

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What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

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Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

Why did the snowman get fired from his job?

He was a snow call, snow show.

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What is the definition of a goose ?

An animal that grows down as it grows up !

What is the definition of "derange"?

De place where de cowboys ride!