What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person that's not doing anything at a temple?

An idle worshiper.

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

How do you start an insect race ?

One two flea - go

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck?

Apparently, 84 isn't enough.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

Why could the witch never get the enchantments right?

She forgot to use Spell Check.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

How do skeletons greet each other?

Bon'nichiwa

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

Interviewer Jokes More Interviewer Jokes

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

Sir Jokes More Sir Jokes

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

Sardar Jokes More Sardar Jokes

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

Why I gotta do it too?

Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!