Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb
None. Light bulbs don't change anything.
When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest
I think we should start seeing other sheeple."
Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.
To stop a kid napping.
15 or 16
A Concussion.
All his work was pro bono.
On a telebone.
Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary
Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!
Sir
Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Her food is potion-controlled.
Because Juice control the media
