Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

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What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

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What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

How is that a problem?

The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."

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Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

What did the guy say to MJ at the beach?

Get out of my son.

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How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.