Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

What's orange and white and stops at sunlight?

Gingers

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?

You wake up wet !

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

What did the Mexican fire chief call his two sons?

jose and josB (Hose A &amp Hose B)

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What do you call a Black man that walks by a Cop?

A Pencil cause he's full of lead!

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.