Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

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Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

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What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

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What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

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What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

A: Catsup!

What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning