So he could wake up inside.
Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying
She swallowed
A: Catsup!
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.
An alarmed clock.
She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.
