Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

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What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning?

A KKK-Cup!

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

Why do emo's always act so sour?

Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.

Alarm Clock Jokes More Alarm Clock Jokes

What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

A: Catsup!

What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...