Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

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What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

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POKER FACE ... BAHAHAHA!!!

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

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How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

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Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...