Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

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Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

There was some money in the kitty !

Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.

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What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

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What do you call an emo on a hiking trip?

Cliffhanger.

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

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What do you call a screaming timepiece?

An alarmed clock.

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.