Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

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What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow ?

Reality. I'll show myself out now...

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Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

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What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

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What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...