Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

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How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

Alarm Clock Jokes More Alarm Clock Jokes

What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.