What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

Previous Random Joke Next

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Who's there ! Ahmed ! Ahmed who ?

Ahmed a big mistake coming here !

What do a silver medalist and a child molester have in common?

They both came in a little behind

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How many seconds are there in a day in Africa?

Seconds? They barely get firsts!

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!

What time is it in New York City?

5 past Lundqvist

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

How do you wake up Lady Gaga..?

POKER FACE ... BAHAHAHA!!!

Jerk Jokes More Jerk Jokes

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

What do you call a jerking off well-endowed midget?

A huge short coming.

Alarm Clock Jokes More Alarm Clock Jokes

What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.