How do you pick out the Christian Terrorist out of a crowd?

Find the guy wearing a rebel flag.

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Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

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A mental hospital.

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Why do hitman always wear gloves?

because theyre always wacking guys off....

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SINGLE

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Around the ankles and wrists :D

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Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.

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How do you pick out the Christian Terrorist out of a crowd?

Find the guy wearing a rebel flag.

What does a Christian terrorist say before blowing up?

JESUS HALLELUJAH