Why do hitman always wear gloves?

because theyre always wacking guys off....

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asked every guy under 30.

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Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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Why do hitman always wear gloves?

because theyre always wacking guys off....

How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman