Glove Jokes

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

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What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

Why do Eskimos have wide noses?

Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.

What did the little boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet.

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

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How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

Why do hitman always wear gloves?

because theyre always wacking guys off....

What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

What did the finger say to the thumb?

A: I'm in glove with you.

What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

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