What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

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What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !

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How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

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What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

What kind of drink does a ghetto drinks?

A GHETTOrade

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What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.