What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

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What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?

Nothing, he didn't make it that far.

What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas?

Cancer.

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How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

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What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

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How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".