What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

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What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

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Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

Chick to chick !

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Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written : Open here.

What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person

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What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

What kind of animal goes "LMAO"?

Hy-Ayy-nas

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."