What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

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How do you like your new teacher ?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

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What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)

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How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

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What kind of shoes does a thief wear?

Sneakers

What kind of pie can fly?

A Magpie.

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Why do hitman always wear gloves?

because theyre always wacking guys off....

What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".