What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

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How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

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Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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Who's there ! Ali ! Ali who ?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door !

How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can

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What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

What kind of television do horses like?

A: Saddle-lite TV

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.