What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

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Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

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What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas

What kind of music does a printer make?

A paper jam.

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What did the recent KKK hit-and-run victim order at Starbucks?

A flat white.

What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!"

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What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt" ?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager