What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

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Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

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What is the friend zone?

It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

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What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

What kind of bird always sticks together?

A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com:

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What, I'm Asian?

slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

What is a Muslim who works at Starbucks called?

A Terrista

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How many zeroes does your salary have?

He responds "One" "In which currency " "Any :("

What currency do they use in space?

Star Bucks.