What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

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Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

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What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space?

He Park in son's space

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What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.

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Why is Starbuck's coffee so high on the pH scale?

It's the most basic drink there is.

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

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What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."

What currency do they use in space?

Star Bucks.