Why are prison escapees so frustrating?

Because they never finish their s

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Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive?

A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5" Inches.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came first and the Hen never even finished.

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you