You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes
One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
A plane
WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.
Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.
A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!
A hug and a little quiche.
A baptist will run into a liquor store, buy their alcohol and run out. A Methodist will walk into a liquor store and say high to everyone, then buy their alcohol and walk out. A catholic will show up to the store completely hammered, hug everyone, get their alcohol and stumble their way out of the store.
Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.
They don't want to have to retrain them.
