What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my bed and my imagination?

You aren't naked in my bed.

What's the difference between a thug and a phone charger?

A phone charger charges batteries, but a thug has battery charges

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?

A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.

What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

Hug Jokes More Hug Jokes

Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

Half Hour Jokes More Half Hour Jokes

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.