What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a women's argument and a knife?

The knife has a point !

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What do women and KFC have in common?

One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone

Why didn't the mentally challenged kid finish his math test in time?

Because he was too slow.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How does a women make you a millionaire?

You start as a billionaire

What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap

Hug Jokes More Hug Jokes

What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?

The Easter Barney!

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

Half Hour Jokes More Half Hour Jokes

What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose: