What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months?

The box said 2-4 years!

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the Pope's favorite type of woman?

Nun

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap

Hug Jokes More Hug Jokes

How do porcupines hug?

Carefully!

What if sharks hug with their mouths?

Just sayin.

Half Hour Jokes More Half Hour Jokes

What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes