What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What's the suite number on that address?

8: It just says "Hashtag 301." Me: Before hashtags were born, those were called number signs.

How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it

What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?

Ilene. What if she is Chinese? Irene.

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

What did Tennessee?

the same thing Arkansas

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

Why wasn't the cat moving?

It was on paws