What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes ?

Nothing, somebody already told her twice"

What do women in the Middle East and Millennials have in common?

If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?

A: Highway 55.

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."

What do you call it when a cat stops?

A: A paws!