What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

A: Some traffic signs say stop.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why do Russians have so many bear fighting stories?

Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy.

Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

What do you do after you licked the softest and sweetest puss in the world?

You put it back in the crib.

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

What do phone books and women have in common?

They both couldn't vote before 1920

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls?

Family reunions.

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

Why does he do that?

Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much.

What do you call a group of dogs?

a PAW-se