What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

Why are cpws made for dancing?

They're all born hoofers!

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?

I'm paw !

Why wasn't the cat moving?

It was on paws