What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear that's not drunk?

So-Bear!

What day was Doris Day born?

Doris' day.

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

Why does he do that?

Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much.

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !