What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"

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How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek?

Because it's whey strained.

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

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What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

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How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black?

You can't take a rib from a black man

Who was the first carpenter ever?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

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What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.