What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"

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Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

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Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

Why can't a bicycle stand alone?

It's two tired.

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How do we know that Adam wasn't a black man?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!! !

What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

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What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.