What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"

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How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

Why couldn't the Mexican work a wrench?

I don't know. Torqu?

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What's your stand on renewable energy?

I don't know about you, but I'm a Big Fan.

What did one hotdog stand say to the other hotdog stand?

Eyyyy, Garry, didn't know you turned into a hotdog stand too! Eyyyy!

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What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

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Who was the world's first carpenter?

Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.

What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.