What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

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How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

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What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.

What do you call a bear in the Arctic?

Starving.

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When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Which pizza shop's business is like it's name?

Dominoes. Falling one at a time.

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What was the first treacherous thing said?

Adam you gotta try this!

Who was the world's first carpenter?

Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.