What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night ?

Your grandma's jaws

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear that's not drunk?

So-Bear!

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?

Winnie the Pooh !

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.

Adam Jokes More Adam Jokes

What where Adam's first words to Eve?

Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!"

Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

Eve Jokes More Eve Jokes

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!