What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

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Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

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What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

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What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

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What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

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What where Adam's first words to Eve?

Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!"

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure