What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

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What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

What time does Wimbledon start?

Tennish

Adam Jokes More Adam Jokes

Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Eve Jokes More Eve Jokes

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve