What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

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How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

What day is /r/Jokes favorite?

Earth Day, it's all about recycling!

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Camembert

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So-Bear!

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What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

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It was time to split.

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What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

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What where Adam's first words to Eve?

Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!"

What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve