What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison.

Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call bears with no ears?

B

What was the bear protesting?

his right to human arms

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

Adam Jokes More Adam Jokes

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Eve Jokes More Eve Jokes

Why did Eve want to move to New York ?

She fell for the Big Apple !

How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man