What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

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How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

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What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

dead walkers

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What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

What do you call a baby born feet first?

a c-section.

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Why is PTSD like riding a bike?

You never forget

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.