What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

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What did water say when it found out hydrogen is a diatomic?

H2 Oh!

Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

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A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

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How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

What kind of medicine do bears take?

Bayer Asprin

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What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

Virgin Mobile.

What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

A: If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.