What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

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Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.

Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

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What did the emu say to the nurse?

A: Mend her bones or walk the plank

What do you call a smug prisoner walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending

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Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Hibearnation

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Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

Virgin Mobile.