What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

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What did they find in the toilet in the star ship Enterprise?

The captain's log.

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What's green and walks through walls?

A: Casper the Friendly Pickle.

What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

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How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

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What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!