What animal do you get when shake a pig?

a ham-stir

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What animal is the moodiest?

A Bi-Polar Bear.

What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

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What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

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Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.