What animal do you get when shake a pig?

a ham-stir

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What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

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What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

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What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Streaky bacon!

What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.