What animal do you get when shake a pig?

a ham-stir

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What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ?

Gnus - readers !

What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.

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How do you make a strawberry shake?

You put it in a freezer!

Why didn't you answer me ?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !

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What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks