What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey"

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What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

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Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?

Grave-y !

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Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky