What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey"

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What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.

Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

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What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey?

A Tryptophanatic.

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

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Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.