What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey"

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Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

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What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go

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Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.