What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey"

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How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

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How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

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What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey"

What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky