How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

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Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Where do turkeys go to have a good time?

The Turkey Club

What do you call a turkey with no arms?

a turkey

Suspense Jokes More Suspense Jokes

How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.

How do you keep a homo in suspense?

I'll tell you in the morning.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man... I'll show myself out... TO SEE YOU BACK NEXT WEEK!!

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.