How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

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What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

Suspense Jokes More Suspense Jokes

What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

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How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

Which day of the week do ghosts like best?

Moandays.