How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

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How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany?

By the way it Goebbels

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

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How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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How long does it take King Zora to move out of your way?

A week, a week, a week, a week, a week, a week.

How would you improve our business?

Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."